- Put some money in the bank
- Cash in Euromils ticket
- Buy a loaf of bread OR
- Buy lunch
So now I don't have any money for lunch. But I DO have a lottery ticket with a monetary value of £5 , that'll do. So I went to Morrisons and asked the girl at the cigarettes counter to cash my ticket.
"I should have a fiver on this ticket , thanks."
"Um...I'm sorry sir, this isn't a winner."
Now I'm shocked. Then I realised the girl behind the till was one of those "pretty" types, with the platinum blonde hair, 5 In. of war paint on her face, the kind of person I'd like to strangle with a phone cord. She's probably just "forgot" to put her glasses on because she's so vein.
No, she's right, it isn't a winner. In fact, this is a lotto ticket, not a Euromillions ticket.
So now I'm going home to get a quid out of my wallet and I'm going to buy a pot noodle from the local Co-op.
I give up ;_;